Mon
Jun
2
Chatting to a girl in a club the other night
- Me: Hi, did you know my shit's worth millions?
- Girl: Really? Why?
- Me: Because I'm so rich I eat diamonds for breakfast instead of caviar.
- Girl: Is that your chat up line? Saying you're so rich you've got diamonds in your shit?
- Me: Isn't it better than saying "I'm at my overdraft limit."?
- Girl: I suppose so.
- *PAUSE*
- Me: I'm at my overdraft limit. :-(
- END OF CONVERSATION