The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

 

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Mon Jun 2

Chatting to a girl in a club the other night

  • Me: Hi, did you know my shit's worth millions?
  • Girl: Really? Why?
  • Me: Because I'm so rich I eat diamonds for breakfast instead of caviar.
  • Girl: Is that your chat up line? Saying you're so rich you've got diamonds in your shit?
  • Me: Isn't it better than saying "I'm at my overdraft limit."?
  • Girl: I suppose so.
  • *PAUSE*
  • Me: I'm at my overdraft limit. :-(
  • END OF CONVERSATION