Sun
Apr
6
TERRIBLE JON BON JOVI PUN JOKES
I’ll make these up as I go along. Expect the quality to deteriorate quickly!
Q: What do you call a rock star who relieves ulcers in his spare time?
A: Jon Bonjela!
Q: What do you call a rock star who always farts on you?
A: Jon’s Bum Blowsme!
Q: What do you call a rock star who drinks so much Gordon’s and Tonic he could be considered a waste receptacle to the stuff, and who also cannot stop dancing?
A: Gin Bin Jivey!
Q: What do you call a rockstar who is made of French ham?
A: Jambon Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who wants fruit conserve to be made illegal?
A: Jam Ban Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who smokes pot through a penis shaped water pipe?
A: Dong Bong Jovi!
STOP IT NOW AND GO TO BED.
Okay. Nunight!
xxx