The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

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Here is where I post stuff I find funny or interesting, or that I've created. I don't follow anyone on Tumblr because it ruined my already short attention span, so please don't be offended if you follow me and I don't reciprocate!

Hairy Poo.

I gave myself a haircut earlier, and put the hair I cut off into the toilet. There was toilet paper in the loo already so the hair just sat on top of it. I forgot about it.

Just now I went for a poo and it landed on the hair. Sometime soon there will be a hairy shit happily bobbing in the sea. Maybe someone will think it’s an otter.

DON’T STROKE OTTERS THEY COULD BE A POO.