Tue
Mar
11
Hairy Poo.
I gave myself a haircut earlier, and put the hair I cut off into the toilet. There was toilet paper in the loo already so the hair just sat on top of it. I forgot about it.
Just now I went for a poo and it landed on the hair. Sometime soon there will be a hairy shit happily bobbing in the sea. Maybe someone will think it’s an otter.
DON’T STROKE OTTERS THEY COULD BE A POO.