The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

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Here is where I post stuff I find funny or interesting, or that I've created. I don't follow anyone on Tumblr because it ruined my already short attention span, so please don't be offended if you follow me and I don't reciprocate!

Every super hero needs a day job

Lady: My friend's daughter absolutely believes her dad is Superman.
Me: Really?
Lady: Yeah, he's a big fella and lifts heavy things in front of her quite a lot, so when he says that she just believes him!
Me: Man, she's gonna be crushed when she realises it's not true.
Lady: Yep. When she finds out he just tests milk...