LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.
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TERRIBLE JON BON JOVI PUN JOKES
I’ll make these up as I go along. Expect the quality to deteriorate quickly!
Q: What do you call a rock star who relieves ulcers in his spare time?
A: Jon Bonjela!
Q: What do you call a rock star who always farts on you?
A: Jon’s Bum Blowsme!
Q: What do you call a rock star who drinks so much Gordon’s and Tonic he could be considered a waste receptacle to the stuff, and who also cannot stop dancing?
A: Gin Bin Jivey!
Q: What do you call a rockstar who is made of French ham?
A: Jambon Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who wants fruit conserve to be made illegal?
A: Jam Ban Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who smokes pot through a penis shaped water pipe?
A: Dong Bong Jovi!
STOP IT NOW AND GO TO BED.
Okay. Nunight!
xxx
Wow. It’s not often a music video makes my heart race. (of course it could just be that I’m hung over and I moved slightly, but it’s an incredible video nonetheless)
(via oats and Jen Dunlap)
Today I got hit by a car!
I’m totally fine, so don’t cry or hi-five. I was cycling along when a lady who hadn’t seen me pulled out of a side-road right into me! She wasn’t going very fast so I just fell off my bike, got back on it and gave her a thumbs up to show I was ok. I was gonna cycle away but she made me pull over with her so she could be all “OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY! Are you all right?!”
She was really nice and seemed more shaken up than I was. She said she was a cyclist too so was really annoyed at herself! She made sure I wasn’t freaking out, then we both went our separate ways. It may sound weird but far from freaking out I actually kind of enjoyed the experience! Probably because I had my cycle helmet on and didn’t get my brain everywhere.
p.s. to make up for getting hit by a car, later on I punched a lorry in the nuts. HARD.
ATTENTION FANS
If anyone is reading this blog thing outside of Tumblr, I am going to change the url from bumpoo to http://simonpanrucker.tumblr.com at the end of this week - so be sure to change your bookmark or memory or whatever.
Love you, bye!
FIST OF POWER (via Flickr)
Uploaded an assortment of photos from my camera phone.
Dream Jones - Oh Garden on Vimeo.
My good friend Paul made this a couple of years ago. I think it’s criminally under viewed!
