The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

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Thu Nov 15

zombienation.mp3 (audio/mpeg Object)

dalas posted this:

I kept trying to upload this as audio, but Tumblr said I had used my limit, although the last time I uploaded an mp3 was yesterday morning. BUG REPORT!

Anyways, this is a rad cover of “Zombie Nation” courtesy of States Rights Records.

— dalasverdugo

Now me:

Haha, I made this when I was about 15 or 16! I was a big fan of b3ta.com back then, and submitted it for their newsletter. They ran a challenge asking people to make animations for it and it subsequently spread all over the place. For a while it was the only remix mp3 featured on Zombie Nation’s official website, but they’ve changed the site now.

All my old stupid mp3s can be found here, if anyone’s interested: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/grubnuts/

Also, for another example of past intenet glory do a google search for Atari Geeks. I made that around the same time with my friend Matt. Read the comments on some of the sites for extra fun - they’re mostly about how faggy we are or how gay the video is. Whoopee!

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Wed Nov 14

A Video Message To All My Friends

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Tue Nov 6

Urgh...

I bought some chips and falalfel because I was out hainvg booze to drink and I din’;t have any dinnr. I tought that galalfel was good beacuse I don’t eat meat, but it was BAD. My hands stink. I thinkit was because I put all kinds of sauce on when the dude was like “d ou want this sause, do yu want this sauce, do you want this sacuce?” and I was all “YES.”

YUCK. I ate about 1.75 meals more than I felt like. And it was full of sauce.

I need to wash my hands.

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Steve Ward’s Singing Tesla Coil video

dalas, you might dig this! THE ULTIMATE SYNTHESIZER.

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(via Neatorama)

Here’s a freakin’ duet of singing tesla coils (like wot I posted above) performing The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies!

Imagine if you were the ultimate Tchaikovsky fan, and you had a terminal illness. Wouldn’t it be just perfect to kill yourself by walking into those lightning bolts? Now, I’m no scientist, but I am pretty sure that the music of Tchaikovsky would enter your body through the electricity and you would explode into a billion pieces, or just vapour, and you and the music of Tchaikovsky would be joined as one for eternity.

If I ever get a terminal illness I will do exactly that, but with the music of Barry Manilow. Bliss.

(I’m joking about Barry Manilow, it would probably be someone like Peter Andre)

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Sun Nov 4

Watch this dancing cockatoo!

Look at his little legs!

(via my Mum)

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