LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.
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Did you know they’ve released an energy drink based on the series “24”?
http://www.licensing.biz/news/27/Energy-boost-for-24-fans
I drank a can of it yesterday. It was all right, but I don’t drink tea or coffee so the caffein hit made me ultra-jittery for ages! I couldn’t get to sleep until about 3am, which was annoying.
The good news is that while ENERGIZED by the Power of Bauer I headbutted a couple of muslims to death, so that’s cool. Pretty sure they were muslims anyway. The Japanese samurai dudes or whatever? You know, like this:
So ”hooray!” for me, basically.
Great TED talk (a couple of years old now) by Sir Ken Robinson entitled “Do Schools Kill Creativity?”
Q: What do you call it when a rock star who shreds on a bluegrass instrument, a rock star who rocks out on a little pair of drums, and a rockstar who is “Wanted Dead or Alive” have a battle jam?
A: Jon Banjo v. Jon Bongo v. Jon Bon Jovi!
The End (……? :-o !)
I’d like to remake Monopoly with only places beginning with “N”. I would rename it “Mononony”.
Ok, goodnight for real this time!
I’ll make these up as I go along. Expect the quality to deteriorate quickly!
Q: What do you call a rock star who relieves ulcers in his spare time?
A: Jon Bonjela!
Q: What do you call a rock star who always farts on you?
A: Jon’s Bum Blowsme!
Q: What do you call a rock star who drinks so much Gordon’s and Tonic he could be considered a waste receptacle to the stuff, and who also cannot stop dancing?
A: Gin Bin Jivey!
Q: What do you call a rockstar who is made of French ham?
A: Jambon Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who wants fruit conserve to be made illegal?
A: Jam Ban Jovi!
Q: What do you call a rock star who smokes pot through a penis shaped water pipe?
A: Dong Bong Jovi!
STOP IT NOW AND GO TO BED.
Okay. Nunight!
xxx
Wow. It’s not often a music video makes my heart race. (of course it could just be that I’m hung over and I moved slightly, but it’s an incredible video nonetheless)
(via oats and Jen Dunlap)
