The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

 

www.simonpanrucker.com

Tue Nov 27

Final time: 79 minutes

I have cancelled the line.

I will not go with BT again if I can help it. It’s always the same when you try to phone them up i.e. terrible waiting times at pretty much any hour of the day.

The lady was very nice though, thank you Sandra!

BUT ZERO THANKS TO YOU, BT.

ARGH FUCK BT

FUCK BT RIGHT IN THE DICK.

I’ve just been “waiting for an advisor” for 40 minutes. I finally got through to someone and she was all “Oh, I’m just having some technical problems can I put you through to someone else?” and then she accidentally put me through to reception, and I said “Hi I’m just calling to see if my line’s been cancelled” and she said “ok, I’ll just put you through to an advisor.”

Well well well. Here I am back at the start of the cue. Probably for another flippin’ 40 minutes.

UPDATE:

61 minutes total time… and counting….

BAD FORM.

Sun Nov 25
Fri Nov 23

While I'm on a "posting the work of friends" tip...

Nothing’s (Electrovision’s) new tunes “Revolution” and “Fuck Off” are completely rawkus. If you fancy getting pumped up give em a listen:

http://www.myspace.com/nothinglive

Right, now I have enough energy to go to bed. Night night! COME ON YOU FUCKING NIGHTMARES, I WILL SCARE YOU FOR A CHANGE.

x

p.s. I don’t always have nightmares. Last night I dreamt about an alien invasion and I was in the army and we had to fight them but it was like a computer game but they were all swarming about in the sky above a field by my home village like weird bird frogs and I think it was a mixture of having watched the trailer to Cloverfield and Flight404’s latest video work of crows flocking and it was cool and then I woke up and had some porridge the end

Awzum Vreestaylz

Now I enjoy a good freestyle every now and again but I am pretty shit, and that’s what I enjoy about it. I think it’s FUNNY.

My friend Jamie Quigley, on the other hand, is good at freestyling. Check out his myspace here:

http://www.myspace.com/mrix

Listen to his tunes, if you fancy: he makes great Hip Hop. But “Freestyle Washing Machine” is what I’m talking about. The rhymes are clever and surreal and humorous, and with a West Country lilt. His mate’s good too!

Tue Nov 20

Forgetfulness - Billy Collins Animated Poetry

— via andreaallen
Thu Nov 15

Any Bath and Bristol friends who read this

I’m playing the short film I made for my final uni project at Emporium tomorrow night at the Mission Theatre. Come along! It would be cool to see you.

If you can’t afford to see the show, maybe we can meet up for a pint afterwards?

Gizza ring.

Si
xxx