The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

www.simonpanrucker.com

Here is where I post stuff I find funny or interesting, or that I've created. I don't follow anyone on Tumblr because it ruined my already short attention span, so please don't be offended if you follow me and I don't reciprocate!


I’ll be there! Stare Bear’s in it, along with some other very fine and very twisted films made by some very fine and very twisted friends of mine.

ALSO!!!!! THERE WILL BE A PREMIER OF A NEW LITTLE SHORT FILM BY ME: SIMON PANRUCKER.


Wowee!

If you’re in the area: come along, why don’t you? We’ll all be there doing the Qs and the As. Should be a fun couple of evenings!


Punch ‘Em In The Dick (via Jamie Fraser)


Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs Inc. on Vimeo (via CDM)

» Gonzales Live Concert Stream! «


Gonzales is currently breaking the record for the longest solo concert ever performed. Right now he’s at the end of hour 22 out of 27, sweaty and exhausted, but still hitting those keys. Tune in for the next 4 hours to watch some piano skills, chat, sleep deprivation and fun times!

[edit] oh wait I think he’s gone to make a different live stream (OF URINE).

[doubledit] He made it! 27 hours of playing - no song played twice. Only 30 seconds allowed between tunes, and a 5 minute break every hour. Gonzpirational stamina!

» Jandrew Edits «


(via Alex Oliver)

Masterful edits of Star Trek - The Next Generation. I’m talking roffle mayo.


Play It Kershaw | Video: David Last | Music: Someone Else on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

[Seriously don’t watch if you’re sensitive to flashing lights]

» Stephen Fry dismisses MPs' expenses row «


Listen to the champion sounds coming out of Stephen Fry’s mouth. What a guy!

OOPS

A guy at work the other day asked me for:

“ooh, just a slice of apricot cheesecock… uh… cheesecake… please.”

I only just managed not to laugh.

A few tongued tripped customers have asked for “cockporn” instead of popcorn in the past. Ho ho ho!

Every super hero needs a day job

Lady: My friend's daughter absolutely believes her dad is Superman.
Me: Really?
Lady: Yeah, he's a big fella and lifts heavy things in front of her quite a lot, so when he says that she just believes him!
Me: Man, she's gonna be crushed when she realises it's not true.
Lady: Yep. When she finds out he just tests milk...