The Huge Adventure of Simon Panrucker

LET'S GET OUR HUGE ADVENTURE ON.

 

www.simonpanrucker.com

Here is where I post stuff I find funny or interesting, or that I've created. I don't follow anyone on Tumblr because it ruined my already short attention span, so please don't be offended if you follow me and I don't reciprocate!

Sun May 17
Gonzales Live Concert Stream!

Gonzales is currently breaking the record for the longest solo concert ever performed. Right now he’s at the end of hour 22 out of 27, sweaty and exhausted, but still hitting those keys. Tune in for the next 4 hours to watch some piano skills, chat, sleep deprivation and fun times!

[edit] oh wait I think he’s gone to make a different live stream (OF URINE).

[doubledit] He made it! 27 hours of playing - no song played twice. Only 30 seconds allowed between tunes, and a 5 minute break every hour. Gonzpirational stamina!

Jandrew Edits

(via Alex Oliver)

Masterful edits of Star Trek - The Next Generation. I’m talking roffle mayo.

Thu May 14

Play It Kershaw | Video: David Last | Music: Someone Else on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

[Seriously don’t watch if you’re sensitive to flashing lights]

Wed May 13
Stephen Fry dismisses MPs' expenses row
Listen to the champion sounds coming out of Stephen Fry’s mouth. What a guy!
Tue May 12

OOPS

A guy at work the other day asked me for:

“ooh, just a slice of apricot cheesecock… uh… cheesecake… please.”

I only just managed not to laugh.

A few tongued tripped customers have asked for “cockporn” instead of popcorn in the past. Ho ho ho!

Sat May 9

Every super hero needs a day job

  • Lady: My friend's daughter absolutely believes her dad is Superman.
  • Me: Really?
  • Lady: Yeah, he's a big fella and lifts heavy things in front of her quite a lot, so when he says that she just believes him!
  • Me: Man, she's gonna be crushed when she realises it's not true.
  • Lady: Yep. When she finds out he just tests milk...
Tue May 5
via mindlessones.com
via mindlessones.com
Fri May 1
Download song here:

situnes.bandcamp.com/track/get-your-dukes-up-feat-arthur-barnet

Thanks to Mike Somerset and Sean Frisby, and to the staff at the London Unity pub in Brighton for letting us knob about for so long!

Also cheers to Tom Walker for holding the camera twice.
Thu Apr 30
Xylopholks
Wed Apr 29
Free Bouncy Rides
(via Wooster Collective)